Mirzapur

Mirzapur

Mirzapur is an Indian Action, Crime, Drama. Thriller streaming television Web series on Amazon Prime Video. Series Starrer Pankaj Tripathi as Akhananad Tripathi (also known as 'Kaleen Bhaiya'), the mafia don and proverbial ruler of Mirzapur in the Purvanchal region of Uttar Pradesh. In the first season, it features Pankaj Tripathi, Shweta Tripathi as Golu, Divyendu Sharma as Munna Bhaiya, Ali Fazal as Guddu Bhaiya, Vikrant Massey as Babloo Bhaiya, Shriya Pilgaonkar as Sweety, Rasika Dugal, Harshita Gaur and Kulbhushan Kharbanda as Babuji, While the second season retains the principal cast from the first season, excluding Babloo and Sweety, with new cast consisting of Vijay Varma, Isha Talwar, Lilliput, Anjum Sharma, Priyanshu Painyuli as Robin, Anangsha Biswas and Neha Sargam. Here are some Superhit, Best & Action Dialogues by Kaleen Bhaiya, Munna Bhaiya, Guddu Bhaiya, Babloo & Many More from Mirzapur.

To bh**dike tum iske liye humare darwaje par chale aaye

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Bhiya ji, hum right hander hai.
The, ab left hander ho gaye ho,
ab aage ka jivan jo hai na khana-dhona sab usi se hoga.

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Attack mein bhi gun, defense mein bhi gun,
Hum banayenge Mirzapur ko Amrica!

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Star: Ali Fazal

Shuru majboori mein kiye the, Ab maza aa raha hain.

Web Series: Mirzapur
Star: Ali Fazal
Tags: Drama

Abey G**nd na fulao, maa ch*d denge tumhari

Web Series: Mirzapur
Star: Ali Fazal

Mata ji yaha hai, Behen yaha hai, Maa-Behen ek karne mein aasani hogi.

Oo Chacha, Oh Bho*diwale Chacha.
Rest kariye, varna Rest in Peace ho jaoge!

Bade harami ho beta!

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Star: Unknown

Maa ch*d diye Bhaiya ji aap to!

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Star: Unknown

Galti kar diye

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Star: Unknown
Tags: Drama

Theek se padhe hote to bach jaate aaj tum

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Star: Unknown

Mootne ja rahe hai, pakdoge?

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Star: Unknown

Humko Guns ki madad se darr nahi badhana hai,
Darr ki madad se guns badhani hai.

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Neta banna hai to Gundey paalo. Gundey mat bano

Bawal cheez hai be, sara system hil jaata hai

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Star: Ali Fazal

Kaise ch**tad matka rahe hai saale, ch**tiye,
hum dikhate hai inko!

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Tags: Action Adult

Log kehte hain Rajneta harami hote hai,
harami to saali janta hoti hai,
jo paisa feke saali uske sath ja ke so jaati hai!

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Har bar garam karke Thanda hi chhod dete ho

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Star: Unknown
Tags: Adult

Izzat nahi karte hai, Darte hai sab.

Darr ki yahi dikkat hai, ki kabhi bhi Khatam ho sakta hai!

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Agli baar Munna Bhaiya ghar aaye, Jinda wapas hi nahi laute to?

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Star: Ali Fazal

Ab to humko marne ka bhi darr nahi raha!

Vyapaar jab bhi karo, to jo do kaano ke beech mein hai,
uska istemaal karo, jo do taango ke beech mein hai uska nahi!

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Star: Unknown

Ch**tiya hai tumhara ladka!
Ch**tiya hai wo important nahi hai,
Hamara ladka hai, Wo important hai.

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Zindagi ho to aisi ho, Zinda to jha*t ke baal bhi hai

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Star: Ali Fazal

Middle class aadmi, aadmi nahi ch**tiya hota hai, ch**tiya!

Music bandh kar mad** ch**d

Sala sab jagah ki shadi mein DJ chalta hai,
lekin humare U.P ki shadi mein goli chalti hai

Hum hai rajneta, ch**tiya banana humara kaam hai

Tumhare ch**tiyape kab kahtam hoge?

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Mirzapur ki g**nd faad ke rakh denge

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Star: Ali Fazal

Ka, Kha, Ga bhi aata hoga tumko full?
tumhare baap ko bhi sikhaye the.
Wo bhi maa ka gaali diye the, tum bhi diye ho.
Wo bhi pele gaye the, tum bhi pele jaoge.

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Star: Ali Fazal

mad** ch**d, ch*dne bhi nahi dete

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Tumhare dadda jab lene jaate hai to sidi lagti hogi
ya khud hi chad jaate hai?

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Hindi Filam ke hero hai hum, hume koi nahi maar sakta,
hum amar hai!

Aurat chahe chambal ki ho ya purvanchal ki,
Gun uthati hai to iska matlab ki dikkat hai

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Star: Unknown

Sala NPA ban gaye hai, Non performing asset!

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Tumhe chalna hai?,
ya tumhari g**nd mein bhi chunne kaat rahe hai

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Star: Ali Fazal

Abey padhai likhai mein dhyan lagao, IAS YAS bano!

Saanp ko chahte jitna bhi doodh pila do,
ek baar dushmani ho gayi to dushman hi rehte hai

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Star: Unknown

Jo aaya hai, wo jayega bhi bas marzi humari hogi

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Tags: Rowdyism

Ab chahe saanp aake ghar mein dosti karle, Rehta to Zehreela hi hai na.

Bh**dike Guthka thoda kam khaya karo tatto ka cancer ho jayega,
Amar hum hai tum nahi!

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Jeet ki guarantee tabhi hai jab jeet aur haar dono tumhare control me ho

Gaddi pe chaahe hum rahe ya Munna, niyam same hoga

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Aur hum ek naya niyam add kar rahe hai,
Mirzapur ki gaddi pe baithne wala kabhi bhi niyam badal sakta hai

Risk vahi bhi hai karim bhaiya

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Star: Ali Fazal

Kuchh log bahubali paida hote hai,
aur kuchh ko banana padta hai, inko bahubali banayenge!

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Saale Horn g**nd me daal denge abhi!
Po.. Po.. Po.. Po.. helicopter ban jaoge

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Bh**dike, Amar hai hum, Ch**tiya nahi!

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Takleef unki nahi jo chale jaate hai,
takleef unki hoti hai jo pichhe reh jaate hai

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Star: Unknown

Tum insaan ho ki Ling?

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Aap humko ghar ki ownership samjha rahe hai, hume shehar lena hai

Web Series: Mirzapur
Star: Ali Fazal

Aadmi ke ling me aur bandook me zyada farq nahi hota hai.
dono ko hathiyar bolte hai aur jab hath me ho to dimaag kaam karna bandh kar dete hai.

Aap hi ka mann tha na ki aapki beti Mirzapur pe raaj kare,
badi na sahi chhoti karegi

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Star: Unknown

Family, family hoti hai, Chahe jaisi bhi ho,
Uske sath khada hona padta hai.

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Tags: Family

Bablu aur Sweety ka udhaar hai humpe, chukana hai

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Star: Ali Fazal
Tags: Revenge

Jab qurbani dene ka time aaye to qurbani sipahi ki di jaati hai,
raja aur rajkumar to zinda rehte hai sirf gaddi pe baithne ke liye

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Tags: Drama Royal

Jaati pratha kaahe banayi gayi, isiliye hi na?,
ki power humesha hum Brahamano ke haath me rahe

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Star: Unknown

Chunav fair ho na ho, Dikhna chahiye ki fair hai,
Democracy isi ka nam hai, beta!

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Ab humko badla bhi lena hai aur Mirzapur bhi.

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Star: Ali Fazal

Vishuddh ch**tiye ladke ho tum, chup raho!

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Guddu Pandit aa gaye hai, murjhayenge nahi
abki baar dushman hath laga to bachega nahi!

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Star: Ali Fazal

Ye saale papa log na life bahot control karte hai bhench*d

Tumhari amma ko itna bechne ka shaukh hai na,
unka hi naam rakh do 'kaleen', bechte rahegi.

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Star: Unknown

Saanp kitna bhi chahe dushman ban jaye,
par control sapere ke hath me hi hota hai!

Tumhare baap ne bhi hume maa ki gaali di thi, woh bhi pele gaye the,
abhi tumne bhi maa ki gaali di hai, to tum bhi pele jaoge!

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Star: Ali Fazal

Abe ye dadda hai? ye to adhha hai!

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Baaki har jagah achha kaam karke jeette hai,
bas election hi aisi jagah hai jahan jeette hai taaki achha kaam kar sake.

Sharma se kya sharmana, this is a common deseas!

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Humara uddeshya ek hi hai, jaan se maarenge,
kyonki maarenge tabhi jee payenge

Papa bole the tumhari didi se behave karne ke liye,
tum saale yahi ch*d diye jaoge.

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Hum Bh**diwale hai kya?

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Star: Unknown

Tum bh**diwale, tumhare papa bh**diwale,
tumhare dada bh**diwale, tumhare nana bh**diwale...!

Agar sone se shadiya hoti, to pata nahi kon kon iss ghar ki bahu hoti!

Bhaiyaji ch**tiya thodi na hai hum,
g**nd ka chhed theek se jaante hai.
bahot maare hai aap humari!

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Star: Unknown

Bauji pagla gaye hai, unka dimaag unke ghutno mein hai,
aur unke ghutne to kaam karte hai nahi!

jaldi maar bh**dike mad** ch**d!
White shirt ganda karwayega kya?

Bladder humara burst kar jayega,
pehle humara peshab ka intejaam karaiye

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Star: Unknown

Sab likh la*da apna patthar hai, koi kaam nahi kar raha.

Web Series: Mirzapur
Star: Unknown
Tags: Adult

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