Manoj Bajpai

Manoj Bajpai

Manoj Bajpayee (born 23 April 1969), also credited as Manoj Bajpai, is an Indian film actor who mainly works in Hindi cinema. Here are some great & famous dialogues of superstar Manoj Bajpai.

Zubair: Kaam kya karega?
Manya: Badan mein 206 haddi aur savidhaan mein 1670 kanoon, kuchh bhi tod sakta hoon

Us harami ko mitana hai hume…
Goli nahi maarenge…
keh ke lenge uski…

Aad chahe jitna bada ho jaye...
laad ke neeche hi rehta hai

Aaj ke is mubarak safar mein, main Musafir Ali aap sab ka istaqbal karta hoon!

Web Series: Ray
Tags: Drama

Agar humare bete ko kuchh ho jata to Itna goli maarte …
ki aapka driver bhi khali khokha bech bechkar rayees ban jaata

Zara soongh ke batao Mantriji nashta mein kaa khaye hai

Waqt istri ki tarah hota hai, dheere dheere ranjeeshon ki saari silvaton ko mita deta hai.

Web Series: Ray
Tags: Drama Time

Aapko nahi pata hum kaun hai…
Ghar wapas ja ke jab apne pitaaji ka g*nd khujha rahe honge na,
tab puchhna inse hum kaun hain…

Sardar Khan naam hai humara.
Bataa dijiyega sabko.

Eee ka Bawaseer Bana diye ho...
Marte hain Kasai Mohalla, Jaata Hai Kalkatta

Insaan kitna bhi kamina na ho jaaye ... Akhir hai to khuda ka banda

Web Series: Ray

Maarenge nahin saale ko, Keh ke lenge uski.

Saala chaabi kahan hai?
Ga*d mein ghusa diye ho kya chaabi sab?

Vidhayak JP Singh ko koot diye…
wo bhi SP office mein…
Sardar Khan naam hai humara… bataa dijiyega sabko…

Itna bum marenge, itna bum marenge,
ki pura area dhua dhua ho jayega,
Aur ramadhir singh ke pariwar ke harek aadmi se
r*ndi ka naach Nachwayenge.. hajrat Hajrat Hajrat!

Doctor- ab andhere mein kuchh nahi ho sakta.
Sardar Khan- kuchh nahi ho sakta? [email protected] ke andhe…
bijli chali gyi to kya huwa, operation kar.

Kekra ki ladki ho?.. humko pahchanti ho?..
goongi ho?.. beeyah ho gya hai?..
itna bada ho gayi ho, abhi tak beeyah nahi huwa…
laao tumhara bojh utha lein… idhar dekho…
arre ek baar dekh bhi lo… kaamp kaahe rahi ho?..
koi abhi tak chhuaa nahi ka?.. arre suno…

Ye Allah miya ne bola hai chaar nikaah karne ko,
to unko kaise manaa kar de… koi na koi kaaran hoga na
ki wo chahte hain ki hum chaar bibi rakhe…
arre chaar ghar ka bhala hoga… haan…
tum logon ke saath samasya ayi hai,
sirf apne baare mein sochte ho… swaarthi kahi ke…

Badshah ki gali mein aake uska pata nahi puchhte
gulaamo ke jhuke hue sarr khud-ba-khud raasta bata dete hain!

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