Shootout at Wadala

Itna maroonga ki dard ko bhi samajh nahi aayega ki kaunse zakhm se bahar nikloo!

Maafi galatiyo ki hoti hai, gunaho ki nahi!

Tum galat karoge, hum rokenge,
Tum gunaah karoge, hum thokenge!

Jail mein Nirdosh aur Randikhane mein Nirodh!
dono ki koi value nahi hai

Dost aur mauke baar baar nahi aate!

Yakub Lala: Aisi koi Police ki jeep bani nahi jo mujhe yahaase le jaye
Afaaque: Theek hai ambulance mein le jaunga

Guru ko bada uska shishya banata hai!

Raftaar tez na ho to dushman ki chalaayi goli ka kaam aasaan ho jaata hai

Phasal barsaat se ugti hai, badal ke garajne se nahi

Kuchh log itihaas padhte hai kuchh padhaate hai
lekin hum itihaas banaane jaa rahe hai

Olympic khelo ka manna hai ki jeet ya haar chhodo, shaan se khelo!
apna manna hai ki shaan ki maa ki aankh, yahan jaan se khelo!
Jaan lo ya jaan do

Aaj mujhe pata chala ki vardi ka rang khakhi kyu hota hai, taaki ispe koi bhi aake hag de!

Is vardi ka rang khakhi kis liye hai pata hai?
kyunki ye rang us mitti ka bhi hai jisme har policewala
milne ke liye bhi aur milaane ke liye bhi taiyar hai

Is ghar ki do hi cheez famous hai, aai ka Chicken aur aai ka Chikna

Tujhe izzat ki roti khilaoonga uski koi guarantee nahi de sakta
lekin roti ke saath izzat zaroor dilaoonga

Doosra mauka sirf kahaaniya deti hai, zindagi nahi

Bandook chalaane se pehle bandook sambhalna seekh
nahi to galat jagah pe phatt jayegi

Jitna kaatna tha kaat diya, ab kaatne ki baari meri

Sach akalmand nahi, par jhooth ki tarah buzdil bhi nahi

Tu agar upar nahi gaya na, to ek din bahut upar jayega

Jail mein ladna, marna, maarna sab maaf hai
mooh kholna maaf nahi hai

Bhenchod eklauti aisi gaali hai jo hamare desh ke har language mein,
har culture mein is tarah ghul-mili hai, jaise whiskey mein soda

Zubair: Kaam kya karega?
Manya: Badan mein 206 haddi aur savidhaan mein 1670 kanoon, kuchh bhi tod sakta hoon

Zang hathiyaro ko lagta hai, iraado ko nahi

Aadmi ko insaan banne se pehle janwar banna padta hai

Saandh kitna bhi akela kyu na ho,
uski hifazat karne ke liye aaju baju bhaand jaroor rehte hai

Tu ya to maarega ya to marwayega!
marwa diya to gham nahi, lekin agar maara to phir hum kisi se kum nahi

Guneghar to koi bhi ban sakta hai, lekin ye yaadgaar banne ka mauka hai

Ek hijre ke haath mein bandook ho to wo apne aap ko mard samajhta hai
aur ek gundey ke haath mein bandook ho to khud ko khuda samajhta hai

Saale mein itna muscle hai ki kisiko bhi masal sakta hai

Main vo Bruce hoon jisne 8 saal se lee nahi, dekhoon ye purza chalta bhi hai

Jagah jagah moot karke Kutte apna ilaka batate hai, Sher kabse aisa Karne lage?

Mujrim maa ke pet mein kam, Police station ke gate pe jyada bante hai

Jeete ji tune kanoon ki itni thukai ki hai,
ki aaj tujhe khuda ki khudai bhi nahi bacha sakti

Shareer mein 206 haddiya hai, aur sanvidhaan mein 1670 kanoon
haddi se lekar kanoon sab todta hoon!

Badshah ki gali mein aake uska pata nahi puchhte
gulaamo ke jhuke hue sarr khud-ba-khud raasta bata dete hain!

Do waqt ki roti kamaata hoon, paanch waqt ki namaaz padhta hoon!
isse jyada meri zaroorat nahi, aur mujhe kharidne ki teri aukaat nahi

Dosti ka koi mazhab nahi hota!

Jaghda tabhi hota hai jab dard hota hai,
aur dard tabhi hota hai jab pyar hota hai

Meri bandook se nikli har goli pehle mujhe salaam thokti hai, aur phir mere nishaane ko!

Manya: Naam kya hai?
Unknown: Gyancho!
Manya: Naam hai ki Gaali