Phir Hera Pheri

Main to paida hone ke sath hi totla hoon, mera baap bhi totla tha.

Sala, peshab ke liye girvi rakhta hai hamko.

Tera wajah se mera aatm hatya karne ka time aa gaya hai.

Main to tere ko harami samjhta tha, tu to dev manush nikla.

Sala mera man to aisa karta hai ki, wo Mother India ke andar maa ne kaise bete ko goli mara tha, waise main Father India banke sala Raju ko uda deta hoon.

Tere ko nanji ke yahan rana banake bheja tha na, usne tujhe rani banake bhej diya.

Abhi maja ayega na bhidu.

Tera fifty percent pakka, mera fifty, baki bachche logo ka.

Abe, piye le hum log hai ... chadi tere ko hai.

Toh jaa kar police station mein bata na

Mere paas ek mast plan hai.

Paisa hi paisa hoga.

Tere paas koi aur rasta hai?

Tiliyal bol tiliyal

Abe tu meri nakal karta hai!

Majhe sapne main palti nazal aata hai, banduke nazal aati hai.

School main jayega na to aisa halat hoga.

Har dhoti pehenne waala Gandhi nahi hota

Mere ko to aisa dhak dhak ho rela hai. chor ke ghar mai chori.

Aye yede tere baap ki shadi hai kya re?

Baap ne shadi kiya tabhi to main paida hua, tere jaisa naseeb nahi hai mera.

Abhi bachcha paida nahi hua aur aap sare mohalle main birthday party mana rahe ho.

Tum dono yahan baith kar aiyashi karo, main jake kaam karta hoon.

Ekdum kadak maal hai.

Aaahh, kadak hai!

shakal se to bada hai, akal ka pata nahi

Lagta hai kisi durse ke kholi main aa gaya hoon

Paisa Laya?

Idhar zahar khane ka paisa nahi, tu ja re.

Ek baar uska surat dekh le, uske baad usko Surat station par jaake uda sakte hai.

Hey Ganpati Bappa hum kasam khata hai, Karodo rupya milega phir bhi hera pheri nahi karega.

Daaru nahi re baba dawaii hai

Saala mereko itna chhota diya

To sabko dikhana padega na

Ab main tumko apna karodon ka khazaana dikhaata hoon

50 rupya kaat overacting ka!

Yeh kaafi difficult course hai, kaafi kam log kar paate hai

Amir bano amir ye garibon wali aadat kab chhodoge

Plastic Surgery ka naam suna hai?

Meri kundali mein ek khoon likha hai maloom hai na?

Inke haath mein sone ka katora dedo phir bhi ye bhikh ji maangenge

Abhi main tereko phod dalunga!

Maal kidhar hai?

Pehle tu de!

Main jeb me leke thodi ghumta hoon!

Bhai aapka knowledge toh kamaal ka hai bhai!

Amir aadmi pandrah minute mein apne kapde badalta hai ... aadhe ghante mein apna ghar badalta hai ... ek ghante mein apna dhanda badalta hai ... aur do ghante mein apni biwi badalta hai

Arre baba wrong number hai to uthati kaiko hai re?

Utha le re baba utha le, mujh amir ko nahi in do garib ko utha le

He Ram Ye babu bhaiya ka kya karenge yaar ... inke haath mein sone ka lota diya na to fir bhi inhe bheekh hi mangnaa hai ... Arre itna bada swimming pool hai, fir bhi baalti mein rassi baandh ke nahaane baith jayenge ... aas-padosh mein kya izzat reh jayegi ... kuwa khod rakha hai maine yaha

Jo tune pichhle panch saal se nahi kiya hai ... naha raha hoon!

Ek shana dusra ande main kana

Ekkis din main paise double

Aap mujhpe ehsan nahi kar sakti, aise!

Yeh kya kar rahe ho yar, kisi ke paas chhutta nahi hai, garibon ki basti hai?

Yahan ki pani puri, poore Mumbai mein world famous hai

Ho jayega nahi ho jaana chahiye!

sorry sir, humari skim sirf limited logo ke liye hai.

Main bhi to limited hoon, limited khaata hoon ... limited pita hoon ... limited sota hoon ... limited logo ke sath rahta hoon ... aur to aur abhi abhi main jis bus main aaya hoon wo bhi limited hi thi.

Ye lottery wottery na ... sab garib log ka kaam hai ... main to business karta hoon.

Karod chhodo ye hume road pe le aayega!

Ye subah se mera daina aankh fadak raha hai ... lagta hai hum log jaroor karodpati banega.

Amir aadmi dekha nahi ki, bhikhari ki tarah bhikh mangna shuru.

Itni charbi hai to five star hotel main chai kyun nahi pi leta.

Beta aadat ho gayi hai, ek jamana tha jab hum bhi garib hua karte the.

Pachchis din main paisa double!

Jor jor se bolke sabko skim bata de!

Tu ja yaha se, ye skim tere liye hai hi nahi

Aye deva, are baba, ye batli cheez hi aisi hai, sala bade bade isme utar jate hai.

Daru main mere baap ka garage chala gaya, pura property chala gaya, khud mera baap chala gaya, tera khansi kya nahi jayega re.

Chamaila, babu bhaiya se direct babu, tera to game bajana padega.

Bhai paisa ho to kya kuchh nahi ho sakta!

Save water drink bear, that's our moto.

ITUS - Iski Topi Uske Sar.

Arey mujhe chakkar aane laga hai!

Ek ka double, tu bhi ek ka double karta hai.

Bangla hai nahi, bangla tha.

Hey bhagwan, teri leela aprampar hai, is ghar main driver, mali, bavarchi sabhi seth hai.

Lagta hai yeh jagah tera baap ka hai.

Tu mere ko janta nahi hai re.

Pakad mereko, mereko janta nahi hai ye.

Ek number ka chalu hai wo, chai pine se pahle hajar rupaye ka tip deta hai, baad main zapad marke waapas le leta hai.

Dedso rupya dega!

To japan ke chor baazar main jake bech.

Khopdi tod, khopdi tod sale ka.

Saale ko bomb se uda dunga ek baar haath main aa jaye to.

Woh pura dukan leke gayi tu kan ke pichhe pada hai.

Aee, itna andhera kyun hai bhai ?

Is kutte ne mujhe bewkoof banaya, aapka sara rupiya in tino ne khaya, in tino ko goli mar do aur mujhe chhod do.

Iske Muh Me Paidaishi Supari Hai ... Yeh totla hai

Hum log chainiz khata hai re baba ... samjhta nahi hai.

Bis laat de.