Hera Pheri

Yeh Baburao ka style hai re...

Meri kundli mein khoon likha hai. maloom hai na?

Chai se jyada saala kitli garam hai

Shyam: jii mera naam shyam hai.
Baburao: achha to ye tumhari samasya hai, to naam badal daalo,
isme gaon se idhar aane ki kya zarurat hai

Saala, rakh diya to bhi baat karta hai

Are baba wrong number hai to uthaati kai ko hai re?

Kutriya sala, dekh ke number dial kar!

Mera chhati foda re, Mera chhati foda re,
Maar saale ko, Khopdi tod saale ka, khopdi tod

Pressure aa gaya, pressure aa gaya, haaii pressure aa gaya

Agar hume doondhne ki koshish ki ya Police ko khabar karne ki koshish ki,
to tere kutte ke tukde karke teri pouti ko khila doonga

Utha le re baba, utha le, mereko nahi re, in dono ko utha le

Kon ishwar? Woh raation wali dukaan ka halkat baniya?

Shyam : Ye to bahot gehra hai!,
Baburao : Haan! To niche jaake naahne ka jarurat nahi hai,
balti se pani bahar nikalneka aur idhar naahneka

Devi ka prasad mandir me milta hai, garage me nahi

Jai Maharashtra ...

Customer on wrong number: Hello! wo meri machhli ka kya hua?
Baburao: Wo mein mast tel mein fry karke, wo mein kha gaya!

Baburao: Jyada mach mach kiya to raat ko ram laal ke sath sona padega
Shyam: ye ram laal kon hai re?
Baburao: gali ka kutta

Raju: Kyon na hum ek khel khele!
Baburao: Ae raju, Itni raat ko konsa khel khelega?
Aaju baju log Boomba boom karega re

Pehle mereko ye samjha ki, isko samjhana kya hai

Devi Prasad: Kahaa se bol rahe ho tum,
Baburao: Yahaa ka address chahiye, toh likh

Sunday ko aa, Sunday ko mast naah dhoh ke aa

Agar subah subah sandas jana hai to singer banna padega

Raju: Dekha dekha,...
Baburao: are nahi dekha re!, uske dekhne se pehle hi
maine phatt se dhoti pahen liya

Naap ka kya karna re!
Naap mein tereko bhejhta hai na baad mein
Pehle tu kapde to silaake bhejh!

Raju: uthaale !
Baburao: jaan pehchaan nahi hai kaise uthaaunga?
kam se kam chaalis pachaas kilo ka vajan hoga