Bajrangi Bhaijaan

Sab sukh lahe tumhari sharna, tum rakshak kahu ko darna,
sankat kate mite sab peera, jo sumire Hanumat balbira

Humara naam Pawan Kumar Chaturvedi hai,
Hum Delhi se aaye hai, permission leke aaye hai,
taroon ke niche se aaye hai.

Nafrat badi aasani se bik jaati hai, lekin mohabbat

Is janam mein bauji to kya, khud Bajrangbali bhi aa jaye,
to wo bhi mujhe tumse shaadi karne se nahi rok sakte

Nawazuddin: Iske ammi-abbu ko dhoondoge kaise?
Salman: Bajrang Bali madad karenge na
Nawazuddin: Yahaan Pakistan mein bhi?

Humse ek nahi sambhalti,
maulana sahab do do (biwiyaan) sambhal rahe hain.

Ab kushti mein humein gudgudii hoti hai to hum kya karein?

Hum Bajrangbali ke bhakt hai,
mar jayenge lekin jhooth nahi bolenge

Jiske dil mein Ram base ho,
uske liye koi bhi cheez asambhav nahi hai

Humare paas passport nahi hai aur na hi visa,
par vaada karte hain,
ab Munni ko khud uske ghar chhodkar hi aayenge.

Begum tum fir Boli

Janab Jara najakat se chalein...

Salman: Bahen ji.
Kareena: Mera naam bahen ji nahi, Rasika hai.

Nawazuddin (while reporting): Hindustani jaasus ko
kadi security mein rakha ja raha hai. Kaha ja raha hai,
ki usko yahaa se sidha Islamabad shift kiya jayega.
*Cameraman shifts camera*
Nawazuddin: Tu kidhar shift ho raha hai yaar?

Munni Anaath nahi hai,
agar hoti to bajrang bali bata diye hote!

Bajrang bali, kya kya karwaoge?
Masjid mein sulaa diya, ab burkha bhi pehnaa diya.

Jhooth bolne se koi kaam theek nahin hota.

tumse koi puchhega to tum bol doge,
humara naam pavan kumar chaturvedi hai,
hum delhi se aaye hai, permission leke aye hai,
taaron ke niche se aaye hai…

Unknown: Yeh selfie kya hota hai?
Salman : Jab hum khud ki lete hain hain na,.. tasveer

Agar munni pakistan se hai to germany jake kya karegi?

Munni ke liye har dargah jayenge...

Kashmir? matlab waapas hindustan jaana padega?