Funny & Comedy

Funny & Comedy

Funny & Comedy dialogues from Bollywood, Hollywood & South Indian Movies & Web-series. Superhit dialogues by categories, movies, stars and much more.

Sab cheez time to time honi chahiye

Tumne Helmet Kyu pahen rakha hai,
Kyu ki company ka name Helmet hai,
Aur Helmet pahen ke hee bechte hai.!

Dil toota hota to yaha baith ke samose kha raha hota?, chatni ki ladaiya lad raha hota?

Hilna nahi, hilna nahi ... nahi to hila ke rakh doonga

Bhabhi Ji Ke sath aapka kafi time se kuch huva nahi,
Istemal kar ke dekho, Long lasting cheez hai.!

Sala NPA ban gaye hai, Non performing asset!

Web Series: Mirzapur

Itni si chatni me do samose khau main, aur laa

Aap purush hi nahi ... Mahapurush hai!

Jaha pe barish nahi hoti,
waha pe chata leke karega kya tera baap.!!

Movie: Helmet
Star: Unknown

Faizal: Picture chalein?
Mohasina: Haath Pakdoge tum?
Faizal: Maa kasam nahi pakdunga…
Mohasina: Godi mein popcorn girega, to dhoondoge nahi andhere mein?
Faizal: Maa kasam nahi dhoondenge…
Mohasina: Sat ke baithoge?
Faizal: Maa kasam nahi satunga..
Mohasina: To apni amma ko saath le jao na, hamara kya jaroorat hai.”

Tumhe chalna hai?,
ya tumhari g**nd mein bhi chunne kaat rahe hai

Web Series: Mirzapur
Star: Ali Fazal

ye koi pyar vyar nahi hai, dil ka tootna nahi hai, ocha pan hai ye

Mohsina: Hamein haraa bahot pasand hai, naya suit pehne hain aaj hum.
Faizal: Nail-polish bhi achhi hai- laal.
Mohsina: Hamein laal bhi pasand hai.
Faizal: Abhi toh haraa bola.
Mohsina: Dono pasand hai.

Abey padhai likhai mein dhyan lagao, IAS YAS bano!

bahot hi halka aadmi hai tu

Tumhara naam kya hai Raveena?

Gogo sahab aapka ghagra ...

Main woh bala hoon, jo tum sabko kaccha chaba jaoon ... aur dhakaar bhi na loon

Yeh Vasco da Gama ki Gun hai. Kiske mama ki Gun?

Samajh hi nahi aaye aapko uncleji bole ya papaji.!

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