Funny & Comedy

Funny & Comedy

Funny & Comedy dialogues from Bollywood, Hollywood & South Indian Movies & Web-series. Superhit dialogues by categories, movies, stars and much more.

tumse koi puchhega to tum bol doge,
humara naam pavan kumar chaturvedi hai,
hum delhi se aaye hai, permission leke aye hai,
taaron ke niche se aaye hai…

Jab mujhe pata chala woh Maa banane wali hai ... tab mujhe utni hi khushi mili, jitna ek ke sath ek offer ke milne par hoti hai ... Shampoo lo to Tikiya free, Maa ki jaan lo to beta ya bitiya free.

Unknown: Yeh selfie kya hota hai?
Salman : Jab hum khud ki lete hain hain na,.. tasveer

To bh**dike tum iske liye humare darwaje par chale aaye

Web Series: Mirzapur

Main serial killer tum serial kisser, kya Jodi hai !!!

Agar humare bete ko kuchh ho jata to Itna goli maarte …
ki aapka driver bhi khali khokha bech bechkar rayees ban jaata

Agar munni pakistan se hai to germany jake kya karegi?

Bhiya ji, hum right hander hai.
The, ab left hander ho gaye ho,
ab aage ka jivan jo hai na khana-dhona sab usi se hoga.

Web Series: Mirzapur

Zara soongh ke batao Mantriji nashta mein kaa khaye hai

Main jaanti hoon tum doli sajake rakhne waalon mein se nahi ho ... goli chalake thokne waalon mein se ho

Aapko nahi pata hum kaun hai…
Ghar wapas ja ke jab apne pitaaji ka g*nd khujha rahe honge na,
tab puchhna inse hum kaun hain…

Abey G**nd na fulao, maa ch*d denge tumhari

Web Series: Mirzapur
Star: Ali Fazal

Eee ka Bawaseer Bana diye ho...
Marte hain Kasai Mohalla, Jaata Hai Kalkatta

Mata ji yaha hai, Behen yaha hai, Maa-Behen ek karne mein aasani hogi.

Oo Chacha, Oh Bho*diwale Chacha.
Rest kariye, varna Rest in Peace ho jaoge!

Saala chaabi kahan hai?
Ga*d mein ghusa diye ho kya chaabi sab?

Bade harami ho beta!

Web Series: Mirzapur
Star: Unknown

Maa ch*d diye Bhaiya ji aap to!

Web Series: Mirzapur
Star: Unknown

Someone : Google Baba, Space Baba, Bangali Baba, Bhua tantrik nachpanti, kaunse baba ke darshan karengi?
Otherone : Ullat Baba!

Insaan joh hai bas do nasal ke hote hai ...
ek hote hai haraami aur doosre bewakoof

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