Funny & Comedy

Funny & Comedy

Funny & Comedy dialogues from Bollywood, Hollywood & South Indian Movies & Web-series. Superhit dialogues by categories, movies, stars and much more.

Humse ek nahi sambhalti,
maulana sahab do do (biwiyaan) sambhal rahe hain.

Uss din samajh aaya ki Shaktimaan to ch*tiya hai,
asli power to IAS ke hath mein hota hai

Web Series: Aspirants
Star: Unknown

Inke haath mein sone ka katora dedo phir bhi ye bhikh ji maangenge

Bas jald se jald hume Aisha ke kaatil ko Dhundhna Hoga ... agar yeh dhundhne nikal padaa to Government ko nayi property dhundhni pad jayegi ... Guru Itno ko marega ki laashe jalane ke liye jagah kam pad jayegi! - Shaad Randhawa

Ab kushti mein humein gudgudii hoti hai to hum kya karein?

Pehle tu de!

Muskurane mein na koi tax nahi lagta

Begum tum fir Boli

Ghode lag gaye!

Janab Jara najakat se chalein...

Hollywood kare to wow, Tollywood kare to how

He is two rupees people

Khana khao, taqat aayega ...
bahar jaake beizzati mat karaana

Salman: Bahen ji.
Kareena: Mera naam bahen ji nahi, Rasika hai.

Hot Item hamesha thandi cheez lana bhul jata hai

Nawazuddin (while reporting): Hindustani jaasus ko
kadi security mein rakha ja raha hai. Kaha ja raha hai,
ki usko yahaa se sidha Islamabad shift kiya jayega.
*Cameraman shifts camera*
Nawazuddin: Tu kidhar shift ho raha hai yaar?

Bajrang bali, kya kya karwaoge?
Masjid mein sulaa diya, ab burkha bhi pehnaa diya.

Jab chehra tumhari tarah lamba aur patla hota hai na, to akhiyon se goli hi chalti hai, humare jalebi jaise chehre se sirf ghee hi tapakta hai yaar!

Kizie: Main tumhari girlfriend nahi hoon
Manny: abhi nahi ya kabhi nahi?
Kizie: Kabhi nahi
Manny: Chal jhutthi

Phat Ke flower Ho Jayega

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