Funny & Comedy

Funny & Comedy

Funny & Comedy dialogues from Bollywood, Hollywood & South Indian Movies & Web-series. Superhit dialogues by categories, movies, stars and much more.

shakal se to bada hai, akal ka pata nahi

Idhar zahar khane ka paisa nahi, tu ja re.

Saale mein itna muscle hai ki kisiko bhi masal sakta hai

Ek baar uska surat dekh le, uske baad usko Surat station par jaake uda sakte hai.

Main vo Bruce hoon jisne 8 saal se lee nahi, dekhoon ye purza chalta bhi hai

Jagah jagah moot karke Kutte apna ilaka batate hai, Sher kabse aisa Karne lage?

Hathkadi pehna ke leke chalo, Isme Kick hain.

Saala mereko itna chhota diya

Woh jeena bhi kya jeena hai, Jisme Kick na ho Pagli…

Ab main tumko apna karodon ka khazaana dikhaata hoon

Kya ukhaad lega hostel change karke, achhe room mein reh lega,
achha khaana kha lega lekin raat ko tera bunty to teri chaddi mein hi soyega

50 rupya kaat overacting ka!

Humara naam Pawan Kumar Chaturvedi hai,
Hum Delhi se aaye hai, permission leke aaye hai,
taroon ke niche se aaye hai.

Yeh kaafi difficult course hai, kaafi kam log kar paate hai

Kya aunty bhi? Haan, are Punjabi hai, Cheers!

Plastic Surgery ka naam suna hai?

Kitaabein mehbooba se behtar hoti hai, atleast intezaar toh nahi karwaati

Nawazuddin: Iske ammi-abbu ko dhoondoge kaise?
Salman: Bajrang Bali madad karenge na
Nawazuddin: Yahaan Pakistan mein bhi?

Meri kundali mein ek khoon likha hai maloom hai na?

Hum middle class log hai ... upper class aur lower class ke beech mein sandwich bane huye hai. Police humari marti hai, neta humari marte hai, public bhi humari marti hai

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