Funny & Comedy

Funny & Comedy

Funny & Comedy dialogues from Bollywood, Hollywood & South Indian Movies & Web-series. Superhit dialogues by categories, movies, stars and much more.

Tiliyal bol tiliyal

Jacqueline: Ye kaisa human being hai ? Friend: Ye saala ek dam ulta hai, ye being human hai.

Abe tu meri nakal karta hai!

Dawai aur shaadi mein badi similarity hoti hai,
dono agar time pe na mile na, to bahot mushkile ho jaati hai

Majhe sapne main palti nazal aata hai, banduke nazal aati hai.

Hospital mein normal delivery hui thi,
iska matlab ye to pakka tha ki
ye abnormal upar se nahi tapka tha

Movie: Kick
Star: Unknown

Bandook chalaane se pehle bandook sambhalna seekh
nahi to galat jagah pe phatt jayegi

Chehre par gussa, mann mein gaali,
goli bhi chalaali, phir bhi dono haath khali

Movie: Kick

Har dhoti pehenne waala Gandhi nahi hota

Mere ko to aisa dhak dhak ho rela hai. chor ke ghar mai chori.

Tu agar upar nahi gaya na, to ek din bahut upar jayega

Aye yede tere baap ki shadi hai kya re?

Ek ek paisa gin lena thoonk laga ke,
ye ho na ho hum to traditional kaminey log hai

Baap ne shadi kiya tabhi to main paida hua, tere jaisa naseeb nahi hai mera.

Bhenchod eklauti aisi gaali hai jo hamare desh ke har language mein,
har culture mein is tarah ghul-mili hai, jaise whiskey mein soda

Abhi bachcha paida nahi hua aur aap sare mohalle main birthday party mana rahe ho.

Agar Ch***yon ke seeng hote naa tum kasam se baara seenge hote

Hum bhare bazaar mein issi system se mujra karwaane wale the

Inki Bhasha me Bol, l*nd samajh nahi aa raha kisi ko kuchh

Saandh kitna bhi akela kyu na ho,
uski hifazat karne ke liye aaju baju bhaand jaroor rehte hai

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