Funny & Comedy

Funny & Comedy

Funny & Comedy dialogues from Bollywood, Hollywood & South Indian Movies & Web-series. Superhit dialogues by categories, movies, stars and much more.

Yunki, ye kaun bola?

Movie: Sholay

Main bhi to limited hoon, limited khaata hoon ... limited pita hoon ... limited sota hoon ... limited logo ke sath rahta hoon ... aur to aur abhi abhi main jis bus main aaya hoon wo bhi limited hi thi.

Batware ke waqt hum logo ne apko 65 crore rupay diye the tab jakar apke sar par tirpal aayi thi, Barsaat se bachne ki haisiyat nahi ... aur goli baari ki baat kar rahe hai aap log

Dekho, mujhe befizool baat karne ki aadat toh hai nahi

Movie: Sholay

Karod chhodo ye hume road pe le aayega!

Ye subah se mera daina aankh fadak raha hai ... lagta hai hum log jaroor karodpati banega.

Paise, aise kaise paise maang rahe ho?

Movie: Sholay
Star: Jagdeep

Sex is nothing but an exchange of energy,
make it like an exercise and it will make you satvik

Beta aadat ho gayi hai, ek jamana tha jab hum bhi garib hua karte the.

Jor jor se bolke sabko skim bata de!

Humare jasoos is jail mein charo taraf failaye hue hai

Movie: Sholay
Star: Asrani

Kaisa chhichhora hai bey!
Daily daily naada dheela hota jaa raha hai kya?

Daru main mere baap ka garage chala gaya, pura property chala gaya, khud mera baap chala gaya, tera khansi kya nahi jayega re.

Maut ka gyan to aise de rahi hai,
jaise PHD kar rakhi hai uske upar

Chamaila, babu bhaiya se direct babu, tera to game bajana padega.

Woh bola insaan apne lalach aur hawas ke chalte,
apni hi g**nd maara, aur satyug se kalyug me aa gaya

Kitne saal baad namak chakha, muh me diwali ho rela tha sala

Save water drink bear, that's our moto.

Woh do the aur tum teen, phir bhi waapas aagaye, khaali haath.
Kya samajh kar aaye the? Sardar bahot khush hoga? Shabashi dega?

Movie: Sholay
Star: Amjad Khan

Bangla hai nahi, bangla tha.

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