Funny & Comedy

Funny & Comedy

Funny & Comedy dialogues from Bollywood, Hollywood & South Indian Movies & Web-series. Superhit dialogues by categories, movies, stars and much more.

Paise ke naam pe aisa dosti hua,
jaise hum ek g**nd se hagte ho

Me bhaikhala ka bhai hai tu Goregaon ki gauri,
chadar flower mandi mein tu milna chori chori

Sirf dil se hi nahi l*nd se bhi khoon nikal raha tha

Tumhara naam kya hai Basanti?

Aaj ke baad agar kisi ladki ki izzat nahi ki toh aisa haal karunga ... ki zindagi bhar peeche se mootega ... kyun ki aage ka tootega

Aadhe idhar jao, aadhe udhar jao
aur baaki humare saath aao

Movie: Sholay
Star: Asrani

Amir aadmi pandrah minute mein apne kapde badalta hai ... aadhe ghante mein apna ghar badalta hai ... ek ghante mein apna dhanda badalta hai ... aur do ghante mein apni biwi badalta hai

Humare zamane mein kaha karte the ki aashiq ke teen thikane hai ... kapde phatte, baal latte, aur chaurahe pe datte - Daddy

Ab tera kya hoga Kaalia?

Utha le re baba utha le, mujh amir ko nahi in do garib ko utha le

Makar Sankranti ke din paida hui thi, Sabka kaatati hai

He Ram Ye babu bhaiya ka kya karenge yaar ... inke haath mein sone ka lota diya na to fir bhi inhe bheekh hi mangnaa hai ... Arre itna bada swimming pool hai, fir bhi baalti mein rassi baandh ke nahaane baith jayenge ... aas-padosh mein kya izzat reh jayegi ... kuwa khod rakha hai maine yaha

When I dead, police coming... police coming,
budhiya going jail, in jail budhiya chakki peesing,
and peesing, and peesing, and peesing, and peesing

Jo tune pichhle panch saal se nahi kiya hai ... naha raha hoon!

Tum agar ek maaroge toh hum char maarenge

Movie: Sholay
Star: Dharmendra

Ek shana dusra ande main kana

Aap mujhpe ehsan nahi kar sakti, aise!

Yeh kya kar rahe ho yar, kisi ke paas chhutta nahi hai, garibon ki basti hai?

Jaldi jaldi mil, jaldi jaldi baat aage badha, varna tu aansu pochhta reh jayega aur lipstick koi aur pochh jayega - Lol (Sumit Gulati)

Movie: Tadap
Star: Unknown

Hum angrezo ke zamaane ke jailor hai

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