Funny & Comedy

Funny & Comedy

Funny & Comedy dialogues from Bollywood, Hollywood & South Indian Movies & Web-series. Superhit dialogues by categories, movies, stars and much more.

22 tak padhai, 25 pe naukri, 26 pe chhokri, 30 pe bachche, 60 pe retirement!
aur phir maut ka intezaar, dhatt aisi ghisi piti life thodi jeena chahta hoo!

Like Raavan, he wants me to go behind him and the maidan is saaf he will come and uthaau you and run away. but let me tell you, the Ramayan has just begun!

Mohini: Ye shokhi, ye adaaye, ye baankpan, inki keemat bhala duniya taiy kar sakti hai kya?
Bunny: achha chal itna bata teeno ka milake package me kuchh kum karti hai kya?

Mohini: Ye nigaahe nashtar, ye hoth kausar! meri aagosh me hosh bhi behosh hoga!
Bunny: ab bhi waqt hai nikal lo bhailog! nahi to kal subah afsoos hoga!

Teri g**d mein chhatri daal ke nahi khola na
to mera naam Bunty nahi

She wants two birds, One in bush and one in hand. - Ashish Verma

Movie: Atrangi Re
Star: Unknown

Jaise tu hua tha ...
upar waale ki dua se, thodi mehnat se
aur bahot sari lagan se

Kitne aadmi se pilaa kar aayi hai meri bail karaane ke liye?

Web Series: Sacred Games

It’s a do and die - Kapil Dev

Movie: 83

Apne l*nd se bahaar nikal,
nahi to wahi rahega zindagi bhar

Web Series: Sacred Games
Star: Unknown

You mean “Do or Die"? - Romi Dev

Shaadi ke basic concept me hi jhol hai!

Woh leke aayega, woh leke jayega,
"apun idhar beth ke kya hilaayega?"

Harrdy Sandhu (Madan Lal) : Isse bol kal tujhe dekh lunga.
Ammy Virk (Balwinder Sandhu) : See you tommorrow.

Movie: 83
Star: Unknown

Ravi Pandit apne moot ke boond barabar hai saheb,
is chhote se naam ke liye aapki neend ko ch*dne ka matlab kya hai

Badtameezi ek bimaari hai, aisi bimaari jo dheere dheere waqt ke saath
budhaape mein badal jaati hai. main kehta hoo jab tak budhapa nahi aata.
thodi badtameezi hi kar lete hai

Parle-G khana pad raha hai, kaali chai me dubo ke

Tumhari baat ka jawaab de diya,
to tumhara sawaal bura maan jayega

Hero banna hai to pehle comedy chhod,
Kukoo ko sirf action pasand hai

Web Series: Sacred Games
Star: Unknown

Agar heroine hero ke sath pehle hi shot mein nikal gayi na,
to ghanta picture banegi

Web Series: Sacred Games
Star: Unknown

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