Funny & Comedy

Funny & Comedy

Funny & Comedy dialogues from Bollywood, Hollywood & South Indian Movies & Web-series. Superhit dialogues by categories, movies, stars and much more.

Tere code ke chakkar mein ghee ka shortage hogaya
or ghapa-ghap reh gaya!

Wo mere ko bachane nahi aaya be,
apun se tereko bachane aaya hai

Abhi to sirf 3 inch ghoosaya hai
agar ab koi aage badha,
to uske bladder ki jagah Fefda
aur lever ki jagah kidney.

Jab kabhi meri behen hogi toh
main uska naam Nadia rakhunga... Nadia

Movie: Radhe

Zara sa khoon dekh kar tum itna darr gaye,
isse pehle main khoon ki nadiya baha do nikal jao yaha se

Om aur Prakash toh mein bardasht kar lunga lekin, Makhija naam ke saath main kabhi hero nahi ban paunga.

Unka to sirf band bajaya tha,
lekin teri to apun puri baarat nikalega

Itna variety wala life aapko kidhar milega?

Movie: Sanju

Main kya karoon bhole, bhole bam bhole ... jis devi ne madad ka vachan diya, ussi ne haath todhe

Ek taraf bail hai dusre taraf bail buddhi ... bachcha mar jayega rani

Tumhari maa ka paaltu kutta aa gaya!

You shot gun, me quick gun Murugun ... ati-pati-kati yenna rascala tu dai ... Mind It!

Apke Raja na banane ka kaaran aapke apaahijh haath nahi hai prabhu ... Aapki apaahij buddhi hai

Kattappa: Joh apni patni ki hatyaa ke baare mein soche, uski buddhi apaahij nahi to kya hai
BijjalDeva: Tune soon liya?
Kattappa: Nahi prabhu, kutta hoon, Soongh liya!

Yeh kaam ek hi kaminaa kar sakta hain

Gaadi aisa hamesha ghumake kyun aata hain?

Aur tu har baar helicopter pe kyun latakta hain?

Yaa phir jhuth bolne mein maahir ho gaya hoon!

Haan kiska jyada bada hain, Entry ... ko koi farak nahi padta hain chalo abhi

Mushkil to yeh hai ki main abhi theek tarah se bigda bhi nahi,
aur tumne sudhaarna shuru kar diya

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