Funny & Comedy

Funny & Comedy

Funny & Comedy dialogues from Bollywood, Hollywood & South Indian Movies & Web-series. Superhit dialogues by categories, movies, stars and much more.

Customer on wrong number: Hello! wo meri machhli ka kya hua?
Baburao: Wo mein mast tel mein fry karke, wo mein kha gaya!

Sharma se kya sharmana, this is a common deseas!

Web Series: Mirzapur

Baburao: Jyada mach mach kiya to raat ko ram laal ke sath sona padega
Shyam: ye ram laal kon hai re?
Baburao: gali ka kutta

Raju: Kyon na hum ek khel khele!
Baburao: Ae raju, Itni raat ko konsa khel khelega?
Aaju baju log Boomba boom karega re

Pehle mereko ye samjha ki, isko samjhana kya hai

Hum Bh**diwale hai kya?

Web Series: Mirzapur
Star: Unknown

Devi Prasad: Kahaa se bol rahe ho tum,
Baburao: Yahaa ka address chahiye, toh likh

Tum bh**diwale, tumhare papa bh**diwale,
tumhare dada bh**diwale, tumhare nana bh**diwale...!

Sunday ko aa, Sunday ko mast naah dhoh ke aa

Agar sone se shadiya hoti, to pata nahi kon kon iss ghar ki bahu hoti!

Zyada natak kiya na to tere akhrot tere muh se bahar nikaal dungi.

Agar subah subah sandas jana hai to singer banna padega

Bhaiyaji ch**tiya thodi na hai hum,
g**nd ka chhed theek se jaante hai.
bahot maare hai aap humari!

Web Series: Mirzapur
Star: Unknown

Raju: Dekha dekha,...
Baburao: are nahi dekha re!, uske dekhne se pehle hi
maine phatt se dhoti pahen liya

Bauji pagla gaye hai, unka dimaag unke ghutno mein hai,
aur unke ghutne to kaam karte hai nahi!

Naap ka kya karna re!
Naap mein tereko bhejhta hai na baad mein
Pehle tu kapde to silaake bhejh!

jaldi maar bh**dike mad** ch**d!
White shirt ganda karwayega kya?

Jab aag lagti hai toh aap fire department mein hi phone karenge naa janaab.

Raju: uthaale !
Baburao: jaan pehchaan nahi hai kaise uthaaunga?
kam se kam chaalis pachaas kilo ka vajan hoga

Bladder humara burst kar jayega,
pehle humara peshab ka intejaam karaiye

Web Series: Mirzapur
Star: Unknown

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