Funny & Comedy

Funny & Comedy

Funny & Comedy dialogues from Bollywood, Hollywood & South Indian Movies & Web-series. Superhit dialogues by categories, movies, stars and much more.

Chai se jyada saala kitli garam hai

Shyam: jii mera naam shyam hai.
Baburao: achha to ye tumhari samasya hai, to naam badal daalo,
isme gaon se idhar aane ki kya zarurat hai

Saala, rakh diya to bhi baat karta hai

Sanjeev Seth: Taj Mahal pyaar ki nishaani hai
Ajay Devgan: Toh Hindustan tere baap ki kahaani hai

Are baba wrong number hai to uthaati kai ko hai re?

Kutriya sala, dekh ke number dial kar!

Tum saala log ko batane ki apun Fattoo nahi hai.

Mera chhati foda re, Mera chhati foda re,
Maar saale ko, Khopdi tod saale ka, khopdi tod

Tere jaise haiwano ki list hain humare paas. Jinka Shapathvidhi hone se pahle hi Antimvidhi ho gaya hai.

Pressure aa gaya, pressure aa gaya, haaii pressure aa gaya

Vishuddh ch**tiye ladke ho tum, chup raho!

Web Series: Mirzapur

Maine diya baalon ka balidaan, aur you're acting like Irrfan Khan ... thoda toh overacting banta hai na

Pyar cancer ki tarah hota hai ... bin bulaye aa jaata hai aur maarke chala jaata hai

Utha le re baba, utha le, mereko nahi re, in dono ko utha le

Tumhari amma ko itna bechne ka shaukh hai na,
unka hi naam rakh do 'kaleen', bechte rahegi.

Web Series: Mirzapur
Star: Unknown

Kon ishwar? Woh raation wali dukaan ka halkat baniya?

Shyam : Ye to bahot gehra hai!,
Baburao : Haan! To niche jaake naahne ka jarurat nahi hai,
balti se pani bahar nikalneka aur idhar naahneka

Devi ka prasad mandir me milta hai, garage me nahi

Abe ye dadda hai? ye to adhha hai!

Web Series: Mirzapur

Mauka hai, dastoor hai ... zakhaas raja, zakhaas rani aur raazi ... kyun na laga de Bollywood ki baazi

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